Car Jacked is the second episode of the third series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on Febuary 3, 2004.

Summery Edit

Jack turns 18 and receives a car as a birthday present. Kelly doesn't believe that he will pass his driver's test because he is such a poor driver, but Sharon disagrees. Jack practices parallel parking with his assistant, and winds up crashing into another car. Jack passes his test, receiving a perfect score on the driving portion of the exam. Meanwhile, Kelly frets about yet another confrontation with Christina Aguilera, this time during the MTV Europe Awards.

Gallery Edit

Car Jacked/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"The MTV awards in Europe, during the show where she was um...she had Kelly's face on a dartboard and was throwing darts at it and was making comments about Kelly."
— Sharon Osbourne
"She got the ball rolling on this."
— Jack Osbourne
"Well Kelly can take it as well as give it, all she had to do was take it and gone along with it. It's a bit much, throwing darts at somebody's face, I don't like that!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"I was really tempted to go up there and say "well, you're a fucking cunt!""
— Kelly Osbourne
"I'm gonna drive to Mexico and get a hooker."
— Jack Osbourne
"I wanna be a pirate! I want to sail the seven seas, rape, pillage, fuck and all that stuff!"
— Jack Osbourne
"Shut up Kelly! Little Miss "I'm English putting on an American accent!""
— Jack Osbourne
"When you're around someone all day every day, you get a little pissed off."
— Jack Osbourne, about Amanda
"Why are you yelling at me?! I didn't hit it!"
— Amanda
"All you gotta do is just try!"
— Ozzy Osbourne

Trivia Edit

  • This contains the least amount of Ozzy Osbourne screentime
  • Almost a third of the episode was filled with montages.