Hawaii Five Ozz is the third episode of the fourth and final series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on January 31, 2005.

Summery Edit

Ozzy, Sharon and Jack Osbourne head to Hawaii for their vacation. Ozzy continues to be miserable for a while, but cheers up following a private luau. Jack goes diving in a shark cage. His friends invite strippers to the luau, and behave in ways that embarrass him. The traveling party winds up leaving without Jack's friends when they fail to show up on time for their flight.

Gallery Edit

Hawaii Five Ozz/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"You know the hookers here speak Japanese, I heard. That's intense, smart tricks!"
— Jack Osbourne
"Tony, left my bag at the airport, my suitcase. I'm fucking livid right now."
— Jack Osbourne
"Good, Good! This is who we want to see! This'll make daddy happy."
— Sharon Osbourne
"What's the point? No one will laugh."
Melinda Varga
"Ge hated the flight, doesn't want to be here. I think I need a bottle of vodka."
— Sharon Osbourne
"I feel like I'm on a cattle truck."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I wanna swim with the Dolphin girls, if there's dolphins there too that's fine."
— Jack's friend
"You didn't want to sit in the sun and I'v e just moved round!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I didn't want to sit at this restaurant, I wanted to sit at the other one."
— Sharon Osbourne
"We should call our selves the fucking nutter family."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Are we the fucking Salvation Army or something?"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Ton, just leave 'em!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Couldn't give a fuck! Where's Jack?"
— Sharon osbourne

Trivia Edit

  • Duane Chapman also known as Dog The Bounty Hunter makes a brief cameo.