It's a Hard Knock Life is the seventh episode of the second series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on the January 21, 2003.

Summery Edit

Kelly grows frustrated with all of the appearances she must make as a recording artist. She yells and screams at everyone. Sharon sympathizes with her, noting that she just wants to be a teenager and is having a hard time handling all of the demands being placed on her. She asks Ozzy to go talk to Kelly and reassure her. Kelly quickly sends him scampering away as she throws a screaming fit. Kelly flies to New York to work on her album. She does a photo shoot for Vanity Fair, and ends up storming off and having another tantrum.

She later meets P.Diddy at a party. He asks her to be his guest and gives her an expensive watch as an apology after one of his security guards knocks her down. Sharon becomes fascinated with the idea of becoming P.Diddy's mother-in-law, and embarrasses Kelly by refusing to stop talking about it. Ozzy and Kelly listen to some of her songs together. He tells her that she has done well and expresses his pride. Meanwhile, Jack has problems with a band that he is trying to sign, as the guitar player is very reluctant to hand over the demos.

Gallery Edit

It's a Hard Knock Life/ Gallery

Memorable Quote Edit

"The dog's are your life."
Melinda Varga
"I got a million different people doing everything for me and they don't need to do it!"
— Kelly Osbourne
"They're sitting around rolling up doobs and all that shit."
— Kelly Osbourne
"Kelly's really upset because of the workload and everything. She doesn't want to do it. She wants to be a kid. She wants time off."
— Sharon Osbourne
"She signed the contract and she's gotta learn that it's not a game. You ether do it or you don't."
— Sharon Osbourne
— The only intelligible thing Kelly says during her tantrum
"Don't ask me to do that again. I just got bollocked to death."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I ain't the fucking manager around here, it ain't my job."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"She's so dramatic, I love her very much."
— Sharon Osbourne
"She's going, she's fucking nuts!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Don't try and look for a fight. Nobody's fighting with you."
— Sharon Osbourne
"The guitarists of Delusion is a fucking arsehole. He's being so protective over this fucking demo. People need to hear it!"
— Jack Osbourne
"Excuse me, I'm gonna fucking kill myself!"
— Kelly Osbourne
"Wouldn't it be cool if Kelly went out with Puff Daddy."
— Sharon Osbourne
"I'll be his mother-in-law, Puff Mommy."
— Sharon Osbourne
"You're just saying that because he's famous and has lots of money.Jack Osbourne"
— {{{2}}}
"Puff Daddy's willy. I bet it's smooth...I bet it's oiled and I bet it's-"
— Sharon Osbourne

Trivia Edit

  • The commentary for this episode is unique for having Ozzy Osbourne present and Aimee Osbourne as well.