Return of the Ring is the fourth episode of the third series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on February 17, 2004.

Summery Edit

Ozzy loses a diamond pinkie ring that is worth over $100,000. He becomes obsessed with trying to find it, and pleads with Sharon not to buy any more jewelry. She doesn't pay attention to his decree, and also buys his and her Bentleys. Ozzy eventually finds the ring, but is upset to learn that Sharon plans to buy Kelly a ring for her birthday. Meanwhile, one of the dogs, Colin, has to be fixed because he continuously humps everything in sight.

Gallery Edit

Return of the Ring/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"I make it and she spends all the fucking money!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Where's my fucking pinkie ring?!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Colin, please be nice, don't do that."
— Sharon Osbourne
"Do not buy me anymore fucking jewelry."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"You sound like me when I was five."
Jack Osbourne
"Jesus could come down and touch you and you'd still find a way make it dark."
— Jack Osbourne
"Haven't you got enough of your own?"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Shhh! They're down stairs!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"Here, Sharon, wear this fucking chandelier!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"When I lose something, I get really pissed off and edgy, y'know?"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"If I'm honest you shouldn't buy anymore jewelry."
Tony Dennis
"Women are all the same, they love spending doe!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I never ask for the fucking ring! I've gotta go back on the road and make some more doe! Enough fucking doe for our old age, y'know! A $100,000 ring! A Pinkie Ring! What do we think we are?! My finger ain't worth that much!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"We've lost so many things, Ozzy, I'm not gonna let this be lost."
— Sharon Osbourne
"Colin's gone to get his balls chopped off."
— Kelly Osbourne
"You'd do that if you had your balls ripped off."
— Ozzy Osbourne, after Colin urinates on the floor
"Ozzy, why couldn't you put the ring back in the box?!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"It's Kelly's Birthday, what am I gonna do get her clothes? That's ridiculous!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"Shit! Are you fucking nuts?!"
— Ozzy upon hear Sharon buying a new diamond ring