The Show Must Go Oz is the first episode of the third series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on January 27, 2004.

Summery Edit

Sharon faces pressure from the powers that be behind her talk show, who are disappointed in her performance and expect her to work harder. She refuses to incorporate their suggestions into the show. Kelly and Jack grow tired of appearing on Sharon's show; both refuse her request for a co-hosting appearance.

Ozzy very reluctantly agrees to appear in the Halloween episode. He believes that he is going to just be a guest, and is furious when he learns (at the last minute) that he is to serve as co-host. Meanwhile, the Osbournes' property undergoes some re-decorating. The workmen struggle to move a gigantic Buddha statue across the yard.

Gallery Edit

The Show Must Go Oz/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"We have thirteen dogs and I hate thirteen, I'm highly superstitious."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I wanna buy a gun, Sharon. I like shooting. You can buy the dogs and I can shoot 'em."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Dead!...Dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!...Dead!"
— Ozzy walking up the stairs pointing at photos of the pets
"I just had a letter sent to me saying I should work harder on the show!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"I don't know! Unless I get out my fucking old tits, I don't know."
— Sharon Osbourne
"I don't want you to beg! Get away from me!"
— Kelly to Sharon
"It's gonna be really cheesy if I come onto your show all the time."
— Kelly Osbourne
"It's the SHARON OSBOURNE SHOW not the Sharon and Kelly show, it's the Sharon OSBOURNE show."
— Kelly Osbourne
"I call this house, "the factory". All the work gets done here."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I just sat there and put fucking panty liners on me."
— Sharon Osbourne
"I am quitting! Before I get fired!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"OW! YOU FUCKING BIT MY ASS! You fucking asshole!"
— Ozzy to a dog
"It's the funniest thing! There's a fucking floating Buddha, with 900 men all around it trying to lift it."
— Jack Osbourne
"It's a $6 million Buddha!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"You look like a fucking sheep dog."
— Ozzy to Kelly
"Kelly, take the hair out your fucking face, you look look like you're gonna sniff another dog's ass and make love to it."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"It doesn't matter how old I am, you're never gonna let me grow up. I'll be fifty and you'll still make me live here!"
— Kelly Osbourne
"What's up? Having a wobbler? Wanna fight? You pissed off?"
— Sharon Osbourne to Dennis Rodman
"Did I just fuck up on that name again?"
— Sharon Osbourne

Trivia Edit

  • This episode is the first appearance of The Sharon Osbourne Show.
  • This episode also introduces the new pets Colin, Peggy-Sue, Chips, Ruby and two new unnamed chihuahua.